THIS JUST IN!

2007-10-21 20:47:34 by Muffin
Updated

It pleases me to tell you about this astounding results our scientists over at our laboratories have discovered. The document reads as follows:

A core sample of the Roflmuffin has been taken, and has shown incredible levels of coolness. Such levels of coolness have not been discovered from a specimen's sample since the body of Jesus Christ was found. with 42,069 coolomites per square inch, Roflmuffin is easily the most amazing thing anyone will ever lay their eyes upon for possibly another 2,000 years.

It is official, I am the king of the internet.

THIS JUST IN!


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Psi43Psi43

2007-10-21 20:50:36

The most important thing when doing FBF animation are the keyframes. The keyframes are the kind of like leading frames, the ones where the most movement takes place. For example, when you create a walking cycle, the keyframes would be the frame 1, where the person is standing on one leg and his head is on the highest position of the walking cycle. Second keyframe would be the walking person being in the middle, between the highest and lowest point in the walking cycle. The third point would be the person on the lowest point of the walking cycle.

Muffin responds:

yes


MetalDartMetalDart

2007-10-21 21:31:30

lucky

Muffin responds:

yup


yoddyodd

2007-10-22 00:51:29

I knew this.

Muffin responds:

me too tbh


simonsimon

2007-10-22 11:06:39

yes

Muffin responds:

mmhmm


JakeJake

2007-10-23 21:24:56

BlueHippo is a terrible review mod, would you agree?

Muffin responds:

ayup


PirateClockPirateClock

2007-10-24 11:58:15

pff appernlty they haven't tested a PIRATECLOCK sample yet.

Muffin responds:

indeed; i'd still beat you though.


MAYORMCHEESEMAYORMCHEESE

2007-10-25 22:02:21

toodles

Muffin responds:

indubitably


SpikeAlphaSpikeAlpha

2007-10-26 21:11:17

I've never seen a more arousing picture in my life...I am trying to make love to it right now.

Muffin responds:

ur ghey


SpikeAlphaSpikeAlpha

2007-10-26 21:54:00

oh and by the way, your survey answers was probably the best ever, so be proud.
:)

Muffin responds:

no shit; i am awesome.


TehDiseasedTehDiseased

2007-10-27 18:57:54

It's the moustache that did it

Muffin responds:

it did add some coolmites, but i still woulda been the coolest.


MollywopMollywop

2007-11-01 01:38:03

i heard you were an alt belonging to a mod with a huge cock. comments?

Muffin responds:

my cock is far larger than all of the mod team combined.


b8-2-sk8-h8b8-2-sk8-h8

2007-11-01 14:44:08

So that's what you threatened me with?

blah blah blah and blah

Muffin responds:

i want to wrap my giant muffin dick around you and hug you tight.


ZarzyZarzy

2007-11-01 22:22:30

the things I would do to your cock. ;3

Muffin responds:

not enough time in the world to get the whole list done.


SlashFirestormSlashFirestorm

2007-11-09 18:15:17

That's either a delicious cock or an even more delicious bowel movement.

Muffin responds:

whatever makes you moister.


PineappleSocomPineappleSocom

2007-11-23 00:18:44

i cam ehere by accient

Muffin responds:

i'm sure my PM had nothing to do with it.


EmanhattanEmanhattan

2007-11-27 15:02:08

somebody needs himself a girlfriend.

Muffin responds:

are you applying?


SinitronSinitron

2007-12-07 23:33:16

uxo

Muffin responds:

dxo


furbiesmustdiefurbiesmustdie

2007-12-25 09:49:55

oh teh noes!!! the muffin is bigger than me [somehow ;)]. all hail this new god!

Muffin responds:

*squish*


furbiesmustdiefurbiesmustdie

2007-12-25 12:04:53

ps: your flashes suck beyond words.

Muffin responds:

nu uh


furbiesmustdiefurbiesmustdie

2007-12-26 20:56:53

ya uh

Muffin responds:

yuh huh


CyberdevilCyberdevil

2007-12-30 08:23:45

lmao, the internet only :P

Muffin responds:

i can write 20,000 reviews in 5 minutes, wanna watch?


Silent-Tony-JaaSilent-Tony-Jaa

2007-12-31 01:02:24

freak of nature!!!!!!!!

Muffin responds:

i think ur jealous


bobmoobobmoo

2008-01-07 01:00:06

mines longer!

Muffin responds:

why isn't it in my inbox yet?


SispriSispri

2008-01-17 20:50:54

Accept my portal buddy reqest?

Muffin responds:

yoshi77777 for mod.


RigRig

2008-01-20 21:11:27

This calls for the muffin song.
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/109299

Muffin responds:

that's some delicious advertising right there.


evil-marshmallowevil-marshmallow

2008-01-22 11:27:46

Muffin's suck! Marshmallow's rule the world! Mwahahahaha.

marshmallows : king
muffin : the king's toilet cleaner

Muffin responds:

you live in a confused twisted world, little man.


Panzer-WolfPanzer-Wolf

2008-01-23 21:50:49

81u3 h1pp0

Muffin responds:

f47d1(k5


XaxroxXaxrox

2008-01-29 10:19:17

Thought I posted here.

Anyway, how big is your ERECT dick?


Little-RenaLittle-Rena

2008-02-29 14:54:23

Leave your thoughts about: THIS JUST IN!


Pikmin121Pikmin121

2008-03-10 16:26:03

Wow ... I forgot what I wanted to say ...


nejadimaannejadimaan

2008-03-27 01:37:19

lol what the hell


FatBadgerFatBadger

2008-03-29 07:26:26

hello


LORDBRASKALORDBRASKA

2008-04-05 23:36:48

that is better than mine


TacoFreakTacoFreak

2008-04-17 18:47:47

*sigh*


TheSoulManTheSoulMan

2008-04-18 10:04:51

no gay videos here shame


KnightOfVoidKnightOfVoid

2008-04-18 22:04:09

FUCK YOU! N***A!


MitochondriaManMitochondriaMan

2008-04-20 15:24:37

come join my anti-betty clan.

Muffin responds:

yup, fuck you as well.


HelikopteretHelikopteret

2008-04-21 15:27:15

YYYYAAAAYYYYY!!!!!! CCCHHHEEECCCKKK IIIIITTT!!!

http://helikopteret.newgrounds.com/ne ws/post/111729
Press the link!

Muffin responds:

fuck off, too. look i'm going up my comments backwards, wee.


DoolsDools

2008-04-21 21:32:16

Hey man check out my page I have a hilarious video there!

Muffin responds:

No. fuck off.


KIRBYLINKKIRBYLINK

2008-04-24 17:46:16

<3.


Twist-Chao06Twist-Chao06

2008-05-09 15:56:31

Huge Huge HUGE Penis.


lasermanlaserman

2008-05-14 09:22:36

i has bigger dick =D


ZerozeroZerozero

2008-05-15 18:35:09

Fo' sho' if I tell you how to do my dance maybe then you'll let me get in those pants

Muffin responds:

THAT's what i'm talkin' about.


RigRig

2008-05-17 00:48:27

That muffin has quite the sausage.

Muffin responds:

Can you handle that whole thing?


SispriSispri

2008-05-17 15:07:09

tha muffin man tha muffin man


LukeLovesLemonpartyLukeLovesLemonparty

2008-05-30 15:22:39

I Love Teh Lemonparty, Do You?


BananaBreadMuffinBananaBreadMuffin

2008-06-02 21:11:33

hdfhadfhadgadfgasdg


nggangsterpimpnggangsterpimp

2008-06-06 20:04:39

this is 4 spamming austin. i got nuthing against u but austin hired me.

(Updated ) Muffin responds:

who the fuck is austin? you're gonna pay for what you've done you little bitch.

edit: ERROR - nggangsterpimp has blocked you from sending messages to him/her. <== pussmaster.

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LOLZILLALOLZILLA

2008-06-15 15:04:29

i eat roflmuffin

Muffin responds:

woh now