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Muffin

THIS JUST IN!

Posted by Muffin Oct. 21, 2007 @ 8:47 PM EDT

It pleases me to tell you about this astounding results our scientists over at our laboratories have discovered. The document reads as follows:

A core sample of the Roflmuffin has been taken, and has shown incredible levels of coolness. Such levels of coolness have not been discovered from a specimen's sample since the body of Jesus Christ was found. with 42,069 coolomites per square inch, Roflmuffin is easily the most amazing thing anyone will ever lay their eyes upon for possibly another 2,000 years.

It is official, I am the king of the internet.

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Updated: 08/15/08 12:11 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

76 Comments

Oct. 21, 2007 | 8:50 PM Psi43 says:

The most important thing when doing FBF animation are the keyframes. The keyframes are the kind of like leading frames, the ones where the most movement takes place. For example, when you create a walking cycle, the keyframes would be the frame 1, where the person is standing on one leg and his head is on the highest position of the walking cycle. Second keyframe would be the walking person being in the middle, between the highest and lowest point in the walking cycle. The third point would be the person on the lowest point of the walking cycle.

Oct. 21, 2007 | 8:53 PM Muffin responds:

yes

Oct. 21, 2007 | 9:31 PM MetalDart says:

lucky

Oct. 21, 2007 | 10:56 PM Muffin responds:

yup

Oct. 22, 2007 | 12:51 AM yodd says:

I knew this.

Oct. 24, 2007 | 12:49 AM Muffin responds:

me too tbh

Oct. 22, 2007 | 11:06 AM simon says:

yes

Oct. 24, 2007 | 12:49 AM Muffin responds:

mmhmm

Oct. 23, 2007 | 9:24 PM Jake says:

BlueHippo is a terrible review mod, would you agree?

Oct. 24, 2007 | 12:49 AM Muffin responds:

ayup

Oct. 24, 2007 | 11:58 AM PirateClock says:

pff appernlty they haven't tested a PIRATECLOCK sample yet.

Oct. 26, 2007 | 2:42 PM Muffin responds:

indeed; i'd still beat you though.

Oct. 25, 2007 | 10:02 PM MAYORMCHEESE says:

toodles

Oct. 26, 2007 | 2:43 PM Muffin responds:

indubitably

Oct. 26, 2007 | 9:11 PM SpikeAlpha says:

I've never seen a more arousing picture in my life...I am trying to make love to it right now.

Oct. 26, 2007 | 10:41 PM Muffin responds:

ur ghey

Oct. 26, 2007 | 9:54 PM SpikeAlpha says:

oh and by the way, your survey answers was probably the best ever, so be proud.
:)

Oct. 26, 2007 | 10:41 PM Muffin responds:

no shit; i am awesome.

Oct. 27, 2007 | 6:57 PM TehDiseased says:

It's the moustache that did it

Nov. 1, 2007 | 8:40 PM Muffin responds:

it did add some coolmites, but i still woulda been the coolest.

Nov. 1, 2007 | 1:38 AM MattHarty says:

i heard you were an alt belonging to a mod with a huge cock. comments?

Nov. 1, 2007 | 8:40 PM Muffin responds:

my cock is far larger than all of the mod team combined.

Nov. 1, 2007 | 2:44 PM b8-2-sk8-h8 says:

So that's what you threatened me with?

blah blah blah and blah

Nov. 1, 2007 | 8:41 PM Muffin responds:

i want to wrap my giant muffin dick around you and hug you tight.

Nov. 1, 2007 | 10:22 PM Zarzy says:

the things I would do to your cock. ;3

Nov. 7, 2007 | 8:57 PM Muffin responds:

not enough time in the world to get the whole list done.

Nov. 9, 2007 | 6:15 PM SlashFirestorm says:

That's either a delicious cock or an even more delicious bowel movement.

Nov. 9, 2007 | 6:32 PM Muffin responds:

whatever makes you moister.

Nov. 23, 2007 | 12:18 AM PineappleSocom says:

i cam ehere by accient

Nov. 23, 2007 | 7:07 PM Muffin responds:

i'm sure my PM had nothing to do with it.

Nov. 27, 2007 | 3:02 PM Emanhattan says:

somebody needs himself a girlfriend.

Dec. 7, 2007 | 10:26 PM Muffin responds:

are you applying?

Dec. 7, 2007 | 11:33 PM Sinitron says:

uxo

Dec. 14, 2007 | 7:09 PM Muffin responds:

dxo

Dec. 25, 2007 | 9:49 AM furbiesmustdie says:

oh teh noes!!! the muffin is bigger than me [somehow ;)]. all hail this new god!

Dec. 26, 2007 | 8:15 PM Muffin responds:

*squish*

Dec. 25, 2007 | 12:04 PM furbiesmustdie says:

ps: your flashes suck beyond words.

Dec. 26, 2007 | 8:15 PM Muffin responds:

nu uh

Dec. 26, 2007 | 8:56 PM furbiesmustdie says:

ya uh

Jan. 3, 2008 | 9:09 PM Muffin responds:

yuh huh

Dec. 30, 2007 | 8:23 AM Cyberdevil says:

lmao, the internet only :P

Jan. 3, 2008 | 9:10 PM Muffin responds:

i can write 20,000 reviews in 5 minutes, wanna watch?

Dec. 31, 2007 | 1:02 AM Silent-Tony-Jaa says:

freak of nature!!!!!!!!

Jan. 3, 2008 | 9:10 PM Muffin responds:

i think ur jealous

Jan. 7, 2008 | 1:00 AM bobmoo says:

mines longer!

Jan. 18, 2008 | 2:36 PM Muffin responds:

why isn't it in my inbox yet?

Jan. 17, 2008 | 9:50 AM CuteAndFuzzy says:

is it true that you're in tta or is billybean a lying sack of shit faggot? all of the above?

Jan. 18, 2008 | 2:37 PM Muffin responds:

i dunno i said 'maybe' :o

Jan. 17, 2008 | 8:50 PM Sispri says:

Accept my portal buddy reqest?

Jan. 18, 2008 | 2:38 PM Muffin responds:

yoshi77777 for mod.

Jan. 18, 2008 | 7:11 PM CuteAndFuzzy says:

oki doki just a little confused is all

Jan. 21, 2008 | 11:52 AM Muffin responds:

quite understandable ;)

Jan. 20, 2008 | 9:11 PM Rig says:

This calls for the muffin song.
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/109299

Jan. 21, 2008 | 11:53 AM Muffin responds:

that's some delicious advertising right there.

Jan. 22, 2008 | 11:27 AM evil-marshmallow says:

Muffin's suck! Marshmallow's rule the world! Mwahahahaha.

marshmallows : king
muffin : the king's toilet cleaner

Jan. 23, 2008 | 11:13 PM Muffin responds:

you live in a confused twisted world, little man.

Jan. 23, 2008 | 9:50 PM Panzer-Wolf says:

81u3 h1pp0

Jan. 23, 2008 | 11:14 PM Muffin responds:

f47d1(k5

Jan. 29, 2008 | 10:19 AM Xaxrox says:

Thought I posted here.

Anyway, how big is your ERECT dick?

Feb. 29, 2008 | 2:54 PM Little-Rena says:

Leave your thoughts about: THIS JUST IN!

Mar. 10, 2008 | 4:26 PM Pikmin121 says:

Wow ... I forgot what I wanted to say ...

Mar. 27, 2008 | 1:37 AM nejadimaan says:

lol what the hell

Mar. 29, 2008 | 7:26 AM FatBadger says:

hello

Apr. 5, 2008 | 11:36 PM LORDBRASKA says:

that is better than mine

Apr. 6, 2008 | 3:24 PM Fleek says:

i am a professional yodeler

Apr. 17, 2008 | 6:47 PM TacoFreak says:

*sigh*

Apr. 18, 2008 | 10:04 AM TheSoulMan says:

no gay videos here shame

Apr. 18, 2008 | 10:04 PM austinhaywood says:

FUCK YOU! N***A!

Apr. 19, 2008 | 3:05 PM Xarnor says:

WOw. That would suck big dick to have a dick that big. Get it? lol

Apr. 20, 2008 | 3:24 PM MitochondriaMan says:

come join my anti-betty clan.

May. 17, 2008 | 2:55 PM Muffin responds:

yup, fuck you as well.

Apr. 21, 2008 | 3:27 PM Helikopteret says:

YYYYAAAAYYYYY!!!!!! CCCHHHEEECCCKKK IIIIITTT!!!

http://helikopteret.newgrounds.com/ne ws/post/111729
Press the link!

May. 17, 2008 | 2:55 PM Muffin responds:

fuck off, too. look i'm going up my comments backwards, wee.

Apr. 21, 2008 | 9:32 PM Dools says:

Hey man check out my page I have a hilarious video there!

May. 17, 2008 | 2:55 PM Muffin responds:

No. fuck off.

Apr. 24, 2008 | 5:46 PM KIRBYLINK says:

<3.

May. 9, 2008 | 3:56 PM Twist-Chao06 says:

Huge Huge HUGE Penis.

May. 14, 2008 | 9:22 AM laserman says:

i has bigger dick =D

May. 15, 2008 | 6:35 PM Zerozero says:

Fo' sho' if I tell you how to do my dance maybe then you'll let me get in those pants

May. 17, 2008 | 2:55 PM Muffin responds:

THAT's what i'm talkin' about.

May. 17, 2008 | 12:48 AM Rig says:

That muffin has quite the sausage.

May. 17, 2008 | 2:54 PM Muffin responds:

Can you handle that whole thing?

May. 17, 2008 | 3:07 PM Sispri says:

tha muffin man tha muffin man

May. 30, 2008 | 3:22 PM LukeLovesLemonparty says:

I Love Teh Lemonparty, Do You?

Jun. 2, 2008 | 9:11 PM BananaBreadMuffin says:

hdfhadfhadgadfgasdg

Jun. 6, 2008 | 8:04 PM nggangsterpimp says:

this is 4 spamming austin. i got nuthing against u but austin hired me.

Jun. 9, 2008 | 7:01 PM Muffin responds:

who the fuck is austin? you're gonna pay for what you've done you little bitch.

edit: ERROR - nggangsterpimp has blocked you from sending messages to him/her. <== pussmaster.

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Updated: Jun. 9, 2008, 7:02 PM
Jun. 15, 2008 | 3:04 PM LOLZILLA says:

i eat roflmuffin

Jun. 18, 2008 | 5:18 PM Muffin responds:

woh now

Jun. 23, 2008 | 5:18 PM LOLZILLA says:

yah now

Aug. 15, 2008 | 12:12 PM Muffin responds:

drfgdfgfdg

Jun. 23, 2008 | 9:34 PM kidray76 says:

Nice cock.

Jul. 1, 2008 | 1:22 AM Muffin responds:

Can you handle all that big boy?

Jul. 13, 2008 | 1:09 PM austinhaywood says:

im austin, u got a probblem with that u limp dicked pigfucker?

Oct. 14, 2008 | 3:41 PM Muffin responds:

fuck yeah i do you fagbut

Jul. 14, 2008 | 7:55 PM EmoxKitten says:

LMFAO

Jul. 22, 2008 | 12:10 AM NEVR says:

NG Log UOTD, you bellend.

<3

Aug. 16, 2008 | 3:26 AM Sispri says:

ooooo

Oct. 1, 2008 | 8:19 AM Savinho says:

His cock is much bigger than yours!

Oct. 17, 2008 | 4:57 AM Death619 says:

muff in

Oct. 26, 2008 | 11:34 PM Lagamuffin says:

HA! My muffiny cock is bigger and thicker than that measly thing, My good sir, I bid you good day!

Nov. 12, 2008 | 6:41 PM Shan83 says:

I love muffins!!!!!!!!!!
x

Nov. 13, 2008 | 1:21 PM lukeelete says:

LOL year right see my cool game i made

http://www.bubblebox.com/play/action/
131.htm

Nov. 13, 2008 | 1:22 PM lukeelete says:

do you like pokemon?

Dec. 1, 2008 | 7:16 PM Muffin responds:

yes.

Nov. 17, 2008 | 7:31 PM MetalDragoon says:

If this is the work of the Muffin Man, we are so f***ed.

Nov. 22, 2008 | 7:08 PM lilcheeselad says:

Can't argue with that.

Dec. 10, 2008 | 3:31 AM RapeMuffin says:

*pant* *pant* *pant* I got here as fast as I could...

Am I too late to join the muffin clan?

Jan. 22, 2009 | 7:26 AM Firefoxrocks says:

I heard that same level was detected in Chuck Norris, before he killed the man who took that test.

Feb. 8, 2009 | 10:38 AM Crazyoctopuslover says:

GROSS

Feb. 10, 2009 | 4:57 PM Crazyoctopuslover says:

EWWW.....

Feb. 20, 2009 | 2:32 PM 455H0L3 says:

Australia

Feb. 23, 2009 | 7:19 AM Podburrys says:

MMmmmm, Muffin.

Jun. 25, 2009 | 1:30 PM bagle says:

Bagles are better

Aug. 28, 2009 | 11:49 PM Jesseblade74 says:

Dammit! I was on LeetTaco's side!

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