holy shit fuck
i want to choke on a duck
guess what im not yet dead
but i will give a gug some head
salt salt salt in my eye
give me some of a pizza pie
smoke crack chicken pot pizzle
It pleases me to tell you about this astounding results our scientists over at our laboratories have discovered. The document reads as follows:
A core sample of the Roflmuffin has been taken, and has shown incredible levels of coolness. Such levels of coolness have not been discovered from a specimen's sample since the body of Jesus Christ was found. with 42,069 coolomites per square inch, Roflmuffin is easily the most amazing thing anyone will ever lay their eyes upon for possibly another 2,000 years.
It is official, I am the king of the internet.
H@H@H@H@H@H@H@H@hahaha elohelohelohelohel. somehow i managed to get it. YOU FOOLS. oops. i bet you guys are angry :(
okay well see you at half a million!!
And with that, I now have 300 flashes on my flash page. Sure, I might not have submit... a lot of them, but that's okay. 300 is still some sort of epic number, right?
Okay later guys, I gotta go make more flash!
Leave me 300 comments if you want swell 11, soon!!!
Okay fans of the Tom Selleck's Sea Quest, life wuz here I apologize. Not only did i fail to produce my part on the day of due to work, but i've been delaying on my part any more. I would like to assure you that you will not be let down. So please, allow me to provide you with this teaser of the upcoming epic for real finale of: Tom Selleck's Sea Quest
tune in next time kids!
Hello there, Roflmuffin here! Making an attempt at making one of these "author news" posts. Haven't made much in the way of flash lately, sorry about that guys :( I have some plans though, some collabs. I have Swell 11 on my desktop, all the parts at least. I just gotta make mine and put it all together. Once again I am a failure and have slowed down the beautiful collab, i know everyone just wants more :( i'm sorry guys!
Transformers Hentai was a big hit! I'm totally pumped! Thanks for all the awesome reviews guys, i love you all :3
Glock Day was a couple of days ago, I hope everyone enjoyed that :D My second newgrounds birthday was also on the 20th, oops, how did I forget about that? So I'm level 26 now thanks to the redesign, not bad. I'm diggin it Tom, swell stuff!
I'm not really sure what to say, but i just wanted to put a post here, because that face looked so sad :( I'll try to put more meaning to it, when i'm back to making flash!